Hogwarts, Hogwarts,

Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,

Teach us something please,

For whether we be old and bald,

Or young with scabby knees,

Our heads could do with filling with some interesting stuff,

For now they're bare and full of air,

Dead flies and bits of fluff,

So teach us things worth knowing,

Bring back what we forgot,

You do your best,

We'll do the rest,

And learn untill our brains all rot!

 

Take me out to see Quidditch,

Take me out to the match,

Buy me Bertie's every flavor beans,

I like them all except if they're green,

We'll root root root for the seeker,

Let's hope that they catch the snitch,

For it's one hundred fifty points,

When you play Quidditch!

 

Lose Your Wand

Based Upon: Lose Yourself - Eminem

[spoken]:
Look, If you had
One Scar, One opportunity.
This is everything you ever wanted (To kill Voldemort! HA!)

[rap]:
His scar is hurting,
voldemort near, spells he's blurting
there's blood on his robes already, Basilisk named Betty
He's nervous
But on the surface he looks calm and ready to cast spells
but he keeps on forgetting what spell to do,
his mom's screams go through his head
he opens his mouth but the spells wont come out
he's choking now, voldemort is joking now,
times run out, his dream is over, BLOW!
Snap back to reality,
Oh! He's in his four post-er!
His scar is burning bad!
he wants to go tell Ron!
he's so sad, so he wont
give up that easy, no.
he wont have it he knows
he will kill voldemort,
it dont matter, he's toast.
he knows that, but knows most
that Voldie' cant come close
cuz he is at hogwarts.
back to your class again, yo
better get to class or Snape's gonna be mad at you

You better not loose your wand in the magic, the wizards, you love it
you better never let it go
you only get one shot, do not miss that spell you cast,
to kill voldemort comes once in a lifetime!
You better not loose your wand in the magic, the wizards, you love it
you better never let it go
you only get one shot, do not miss that spell you cast,
to kill voldemort comes once in a lifetime!

Hedwig's escaping, in the hole that is gaping
the letter is mine for the taking, let me read!
From Sirius, so delirious
he says his life is boring, an Animagi!
Its close to quidditch time,
and he needs to go
be a seeker and win some more games
OH NO! Chambers open.
Cant believe that they took Ginny!
But the magic goes on,
da da dum, da da da da

You better not loose your wand in the magic, the wizards, you love it
you better never let it go
you only get one shot, do not miss that spell you cast,
to kill voldemort comes once in a lifetime!
You better not loose your wand in the magic, the wizards, you love it
you better never let it go
you only get one shot, do not miss that spell you cast,
to kill voldemort comes once in a lifetime!

No more games, he's gonna change what you call magic,
to kill mean old voldemort, ooh how tragic!
he was learning in the beginning, then wizarding changed,
when he went to hogwarts and people called him names.
but he kept learning and learned a lot of spells,
made enemies wit' Malfoy, proved he was better as well
Draco got him mad, he was meltin',
but there's no movie if there's no Tom Felton,
This is Harry's life and these times are so dark, and its getting even darker,
trying to defeat voldemort,
plus, being haunted by that night with his Mom and father
too much for him to want to stay in one spot,
too many dark wizards, he's got to formulate a plot or end up in hevan.
Success is his only stinkin' option, death is not.
Sorry Harry but I have got to go,
I cannot grow old writing songs.
So here he goes there's his shot,
wizard or not
this may be the only opportunity he got

You better not loose your wand in the magic, the wizards, you love it
you better never let it go
you only get one shot, do not miss that spell you cast,
to kill voldemort comes once in a lifetime!
You better not loose your wand in the magic, the wizards, you love it
you better never let it go
you only get one shot, do not miss that spell you cast,
to kill voldemort comes once in a lifetime!

You can kill anyone you set your mind to, man.